Sunday, April 10, 2011

You Ever Wonder...

Sometimes in life,you have to wonder about things. I wonder about lots of stuff...all the time. Now,before I forget-here are a few of my recent wonderings...
  • Vegetarians techinichly go agenst their own beliefs if they refuse to eat living things,right? I mena,that apple in your hand was a living thing once. They people who picked it,they cut it off from it's tree-that tree is like that apple's heart. And you're a vegetarian,right? Very nice...accept your place in the food chain...
  • Ever realize that most females have more balls than their male counterparts? Really,think about it-how many times have YOU done something the boys around you were scared to do? My point exactly. (Alexi sparked this one yesterday when he told me I have more balls than his cousin for holding the pads for him...and I'm a girl)
  • Why do headphones break so easily? Yesterday,Me,Christian#3 and Ronaldo were talking out the trash for Mr.Le and I had my MP3 player on,and Ronaldo moved the door slightly and they got wrapped around the doorknob. I guess a chord of something got pulled out inside the damn things because the Left side doesn't work anymore...

I also have a couple of letters today to present to you-
  • Dear Dollar Store-Why don't you sell Duct Tape? It fixes EVERYTHING!!! So WHY do you only sell CLEAR AND ELECTRIC TAPE??? WTF??? Because of you,we who were running an innocent errand to get some duct tape for the owner of that Karate studio a few doors down from you,had to go over to the dangerous Mini Mart a few doors down from you. We might not have made it out alive. If we hadn't,it would have been YOUR fault. The death of 4 innocent kids,would be on YOUR shoulders. How does that make you feel? Sincerly-Unamused MMA Students from that Karate Studio a few doors down P.S-Start selling decent headphones,the ones I purchaced yesterday suck monkey balls.
  • Dear Mini Mart-WHY IN ALL HELL AND CREATION DO YOU SELL SEX TOYS AND DRUG PARAPHANILLA?????? WTF???? DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT MARIJANA IS STILL ILLEGAL IN THE STATES??? AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT SOBER AND NOT HIGH MIND WOULD BUY SEX TOYS IN THAT DUMP YOU CALL A STORE???? WE WOULDN'T BUY A BOX OF CONDOMS THERE,EVEN IF THEY WERE IN A GLASS,BULLETPROOF BOX NOT PENTRIBLE BY ANYTHING MAN,MARTIAN OR MONKEY!!!!!!! Sincerly-The kids that walked out of your store yesterday lauging our f*cking asses off after they bought your last roll of duct tape.


Monday, April 4, 2011

...We'll Never Stop,Cuz We're Only Getting Better

Woah...been a while hasn't it? Suprised I remembered the password. Anyway,the past few days have been pretty eventful. So lets start with Friday.

So at school,the 7th and 8th grades are divided into teams. The 7th grade is teams 7-1, 7-2, 7-3, and7-4. We have 8-5, 8-6, 8-7, and 8-8. I'm on 8-7 and on Friday, we had a feild trip to this new science Museum in  DC and the National Archives. The museum sent over these charter buses,ya know the busses with the bathrooms and TV's? Yeah. So they had 3 of those things and they seemed to put really bizzare kids in with eachother because somehow I wound up next to Steve on the way up there and he kept messing with my MP3 player (that I wasn't suppoed to have in the first place...) and stealing Brianna's phone and all that,so not the most peaceful half hour for me...until I got mobile web working and spent 20 minitues on Facebook. When we got there,my group made the 10 minitue trek up to the archives,only to stand outside in the freezing temperatures for 45 frickin minitues. I kept getting as close to Kevin and Kaleb as possible to stay warm. When we finally got inside and through security and up to the routunda,we only had like 45 minitues to look at everything before we walked BACK to the McDonalds accross the street from the muesum. So glad I brought my lunch because some kids only had like 5 minitues to eat there's so many of us. 8-7 took over the lunch rush for half an hour. Then we went accross the street to the muesum after waiting outside for everyone else. I think the highlight of the day was this plastic cow that everyone seemed to just love...

Saturday wasn't all the exciting. Pretty much just Judo. After that before I changed into my normal pants Alexi (for the first time and I wear the stupid thing almost everyday) noticed my studded belt and just randomly said "What are you gonna do with that? Hit someone?!?!" Thinking back,I shoulda said yes...might hit hit with it tomarrow after Jiu-Jitsu...

Yesterday was crazy. So I woke up at about 10 and couldn't get back to sleep. (14 year olds sleep,thats what we do.) The contracter was here working on the door. About 2 I went over to Elle's to work on this civics project with Her Kennedy and Jiali. Jiali brought some chinese for lunch so we had that. Right after we start eating,Kennedy says (after I've said it 3 times...) "Anybody allergic to anything?" So I remind everyone about my Milk,All Nuts and Ornages allergy and we find out,that Soy Sauce has peanuts in it. So I started having an Alleric reaction,I wind up going home and I crash out for 3 and a half hours from being hopped up on so much allergy medicine.

Bringing us to today-nothing. I've been up since 10 again,it's 1 and I still haven't gotten dressed. Guess I'll see ya tomarrow...might be more eventful ;)