You Ever Wonder...

Sometimes in life,you have to wonder about things. I wonder about lots of stuff...all the time. Now,before I forget-here are a few of my recent wonderings...

• Vegetarians techinichly go agenst their own beliefs if they refuse to eat living things,right? I mena,that apple in your hand was a living thing once. They people who picked it,they cut it off from it's tree-that tree is like that apple's heart. And you're a vegetarian,right? Very nice...accept your place in the food chain...
• Ever realize that most females have more balls than their male counterparts? Really,think about it-how many times have YOU done something the boys around you were scared to do? My point exactly. (Alexi sparked this one yesterday when he told me I have more balls than his cousin for holding the pads for him...and I'm a girl)
• Why do headphones break so easily? Yesterday,Me,Christian#3 and Ronaldo were talking out the trash for Mr.Le and I had my MP3 player on,and Ronaldo moved the door slightly and they got wrapped around the doorknob. I guess a chord of something got pulled out inside the damn things because the Left side doesn't work anymore...

I also have a couple of letters today to present to you-

• Dear Dollar Store-Why don't you sell Duct Tape? It fixes EVERYTHING!!! So WHY do you only sell CLEAR AND ELECTRIC TAPE??? WTF??? Because of you,we who were running an innocent errand to get some duct tape for the owner of that Karate studio a few doors down from you,had to go over to the dangerous Mini Mart a few doors down from you. We might not have made it out alive. If we hadn't,it would have been YOUR fault. The death of 4 innocent kids,would be on YOUR shoulders. How does that make you feel? Sincerly-Unamused MMA Students from that Karate Studio a few doors down P.S-Start selling decent headphones,the ones I purchaced yesterday suck monkey balls.
• Dear Mini Mart-WHY IN ALL HELL AND CREATION DO YOU SELL SEX TOYS AND DRUG PARAPHANILLA?????? WTF???? DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT MARIJANA IS STILL ILLEGAL IN THE STATES??? AND WHO IN THEIR RIGHT SOBER AND NOT HIGH MIND WOULD BUY SEX TOYS IN THAT DUMP YOU CALL A STORE???? WE WOULDN'T BUY A BOX OF CONDOMS THERE,EVEN IF THEY WERE IN A GLASS,BULLETPROOF BOX NOT PENTRIBLE BY ANYTHING MAN,MARTIAN OR MONKEY!!!!!!! Sincerly-The kids that walked out of your store yesterday lauging our f*cking asses off after they bought your last roll of duct tape.

...We'll Never Stop,Cuz We're Only Getting Better

Woah...been a while hasn't it? Suprised I remembered the password. Anyway,the past few days have been pretty eventful. So lets start with Friday.

So at school,the 7th and 8th grades are divided into teams. The 7th grade is teams 7-1, 7-2, 7-3, and7-4. We have 8-5, 8-6, 8-7, and 8-8. I'm on 8-7 and on Friday, we had a feild trip to this new science Museum in  DC and the National Archives. The museum sent over these charter buses,ya know the busses with the bathrooms and TV's? Yeah. So they had 3 of those things and they seemed to put really bizzare kids in with eachother because somehow I wound up next to Steve on the way up there and he kept messing with my MP3 player (that I wasn't suppoed to have in the first place...) and stealing Brianna's phone and all that,so not the most peaceful half hour for me...until I got mobile web working and spent 20 minitues on Facebook. When we got there,my group made the 10 minitue trek up to the archives,only to stand outside in the freezing temperatures for 45 frickin minitues. I kept getting as close to Kevin and Kaleb as possible to stay warm. When we finally got inside and through security and up to the routunda,we only had like 45 minitues to look at everything before we walked BACK to the McDonalds accross the street from the muesum. So glad I brought my lunch because some kids only had like 5 minitues to eat there's so many of us. 8-7 took over the lunch rush for half an hour. Then we went accross the street to the muesum after waiting outside for everyone else. I think the highlight of the day was this plastic cow that everyone seemed to just love...

Saturday wasn't all the exciting. Pretty much just Judo. After that before I changed into my normal pants Alexi (for the first time and I wear the stupid thing almost everyday) noticed my studded belt and just randomly said "What are you gonna do with that? Hit someone?!?!" Thinking back,I shoulda said yes...might hit hit with it tomarrow after Jiu-Jitsu...

Yesterday was crazy. So I woke up at about 10 and couldn't get back to sleep. (14 year olds sleep,thats what we do.) The contracter was here working on the door. About 2 I went over to Elle's to work on this civics project with Her Kennedy and Jiali. Jiali brought some chinese for lunch so we had that. Right after we start eating,Kennedy says (after I've said it 3 times...) "Anybody allergic to anything?" So I remind everyone about my Milk,All Nuts and Ornages allergy and we find out,that Soy Sauce has peanuts in it. So I started having an Alleric reaction,I wind up going home and I crash out for 3 and a half hours from being hopped up on so much allergy medicine.

Bringing us to today-nothing. I've been up since 10 again,it's 1 and I still haven't gotten dressed. Guess I'll see ya tomarrow...might be more eventful ;)

...Who's Gonna Run This Town Tonight?

Have I ever said my friends are weird before? If I have,I've said it a thousand times. Today is a perfect example. In 5th period,like everyday,Alexi yelled at Ms.Harper from the back of the room that she;s a ball sack. Day moves on. About 20 minitues or a half an hour later,a freaking paper airplane goes under my chair. I look up and around at the people behind me. Alexi's just smiling at me. Figures he would do that. I slide it over my desk at Kevin,who barely notices,and move on. 10 minitues later,Alexi randomly asks me to hand him the paper airplane. I grab it and (without aiming...I have a craptastic aim anyway) and it lands behind his desk. He kinda looks at me for a split second and just says "Really?" a few minitues later,in the midst of the continuous note passing between Kevin and Estella,Kevin did something to annyo me,so I poke him with my pencil end,he did it again and I stabbed him the the sharp end. Guess his reaction was hilarious because everyone starts laughing. SCORE 2 ABBY!!!!!!

Later on at Jiu-Jitsu (you saw this coming,right?) I run in,take off my glasses,bracelets,necklace,Silly Bandz,rip my jeans off (thank GOD I'm smart enough to put my shorts on under my jeans) and run out,remembering to bow on my way out the door,and just plant myself down with the boys,next to Alexi,who barely notices me until Chris says "What,no Hi?" Not even there 3 minitues and Alexi looks over and me,and back up at Christian,then back to me "Roll with her." So I roll with Christian,and loose,but put up one hell of a fight. 3 minitues AFTER that,Alexi has me hitting the mat AGAIN  with Chris to "see if I was better then him" ?????????  I seriously kicked his ass once I got him in my mount,Americana and he taps just as Alexi and Christian are coming back over. Couldn't belive I beat him with an Americana. In the last 20 minitues we were rolling formaly,and I was with Kourtney,as usual,and in our first match,we ended up by,you guessed it,Alexi and Christian. After Mr.Butler called break,I just went next to Alexi and he called me Abigial. And he knows I hate being called that. Except with him I kinda like it...so tomarrow I'm telling him that he is the one person who is allowed to call me that. So,notice it's mainly my GUY FRIENDS that are weird. Trust me,the chicks I know are weird too,Noelle was randomly asking me if she was right and I had no clue what she was talking about...but mainly,I seem to hang out with really weird,really random guys...scary right?

...And We,We Make a Good Team

We make a good team. That group of misfits and popular kids and everyone in between. All that goes out the window when we walk in that door. We're all friends,in and out of class. We say hi in the hall at school,and when we see each other anywhere. No matter how big an age differance,we really care about one another. We get in each others heads,we can practicly finish everyone else's sentances. We know when too far is too far with the jokes and messing around. There are times we drive each other absulutely crazy,but at the end of the day,we care about everyone in that room at the end of class. There's always someone that'll listen to you,always someone there for you,no matter what. We're always there for each other. We automaticly accept anyone new. It's not like real school,we don't judge,don't back talk,and we just have a common respect. We're all best friends,and it's totally ok to hang out with the little kids,even if you're in middle school. There's something differant about us Team Assassin kids...we just don't know what exactly it is sometimes.

...If You Find a Man That Worth a Damn and Treats You Well

Boys. Middle School boys in particular. Are weird. Very...weird. Why are middle school boys weird you ask? Does there have to be just one reason? Today is a perfect example. Today,lots of random stuff happened. Just out of the blue random,not just saying something like "Eggs are purple" or something like that,just out of the blue kinda random. And the "Eggs are purple" kinda random too,but beside the point. All boys are weird in one way or another. Ok,weird and random are 2 different things. I guess they can be random and weird,but most of the boys I hang out with are just really random. Wanna know why? Lets go through my favorites,one by one,from a professional point of view,I present to you-my research.

# 10) Ronaldo- The least bizarre of them all,he actually has some sense on what "normal" is. But he does have his moments. He attacks people randomly (ok,Troy and I do that too...) and looses focus sometimes,but he is actually somewhat normal.

#9) Troy- Troy's a total nut,most ADHD kid I know,drives me,Ronaldo,and Alexi especially insane. He constantly wants to roll with me,and keeps it up until I let him beat me. He's pretty immature for his age,I add it up to his ADHD,but he is still pretty bizarre,landing his a spot in the top 10.

#8) Caleb- You had to see this coming. Caleb's a big leap from Troy on the weird scale. He's more weird than random,even though he can be random,he just tends to do weird stuff more than say something that doesn't fit the situation. (That's MY job...) He lets the more weird/random people in the countdown mess with him (see numbers 1 and 2) more than I do,mainly because he can't come up with something to fire back with to save his life.

#7) Kaleb- Friend from school,and he's very bizarre. He's dating a certain someone at school...and at lunch spends all his time talking to her and not paying attention to #4 on the list. Makes weird noises,and tends to be just plain annoying at times,but still kinda nice to have around.

#6) Jarod- This kid is kinda weird,but not entirely a freak show. He constantly talks about his Asian-ness and gets playfully annoyed whenever anyone calls him a "Japajew" (..?) But I can actually engage him in a semi-intelligent conversation,so he still has hope...


#5) Marcus- I swear,this kid is gay. He at least acts like he is. Major drama queen,into his clothes and trips out if they get messed up. He's also very easy to mess with. Example-He walks into science saying "Who's Awesome?" (meaning himself) me,being the nasty little girl I am, just says "Not you." getting a "Who said that?" in response. He's obsessed with himself,putting himself in the top 10 weirdest boys I know.

#4) Devin- This kid is WHACKED out. But not the weirdest boy I know. He has times where he's obsessed with something. Like a few weeks ago-he would mess with Kaleb's food and scream "EXOTIC!" out of the blue. He gets himself in trouble and doesn't seem to care.He likes to scream randomly. That's very weird-but trust me-the Team Assassin boys get a LOT worse...

#3) James- The kid is even lighter weight than ME (the one everyone uses when they need someone to throw around) and is just weird in general. Says really random stuff and is just kinda creepy in general. But still a good friend,like everyone on this list.

#2) Chris- Now I'm having fun...Alexi's little brother who seems to like messing with me almost as much as his brother. (Man,I just gave away who's #1...) Says the most random stuff to me at random times,just like his brother.

#1) Alexi- There are reasons Alexi and Chris aren't tied for 1st. These reasons being,Alexi randomly stares at me in 5th period. Until I look up,then he keeps looking at me for a few seconds before he looks down. Plus,he just cracks me up. Like calling the gym teacher a ball sack one day (or minute would be a better word...) and saying "Uh huh,yeah Girl-friend" to her the next (and me later...) And saying stuff just loud enough for me to hear,and the only person who I never gave formal permission to pick on my brother,but somehow knows I'm cool with it,because he randomly came over to him,started hitting his arm and going off on how "word on the street is he's been slacking." He's hilarious. And one of the only boys I know who gets me,and that just means he knows what he's doing with girls. And ANYONE who has survived middle school knows,thats not normal at ALL.

...See What We Can Be If We Press Fast-Forward

Today was relitively uneventful...got clipped in the head 2nd period by a foam Nerf Basketball... (Stupid Ryan...stupid Sidney for pointing it out...) and alomst fell asleep 2nd and 4th periods but woke up in 5th period. Cuz Alexi walked in and the gym was humid and really smelled bad...but anyway,woke up. We would up having half court basketball and hockey-2 sports that Me and Alexi both hate and suck at-but were forced to play.

 Spent most of the time playing basketball,but when that got old,we moved to the other side of the room on the bleachers (next to him of course) and eventually Noelle and some other random girl came over to bug us about playing. We managed to hold em off for a while until Alexi decided to bug me to play. Favorite arguements he used (these get good):

"See,that kid has to go in with 2!"
*random joke about white people and hockey that I forget*
"If I go in-I'll hit someone."
"Yeah,but I'll hit someone harder than you would."

Then he finally went in and played. Ms.Harper (the evil gym teacher...she hates us all...especially Me,Alexi and Jacob...) starts complaining to a couple girls about something and Alexi (from the goal...I win...) and he yelled something like

"Abby's not playing!"

She ignored that,and told me to go get a basketball and babysit it insted of making me do something. *licks finger and marks point* Only other thing that happened today in gym of intrest would be when Ms.Harper went into the Girls locker room for a minitue while we were doing warm ups,Trey started counting and nobody did anything... and as soon as the door closed Alexi yelled after her-

"F*** you Ms.Harper"

She made us start over when she came out though...told you...she's an evil gym teacher. Anyway,thats pretty much all that happened today...Gym is the most interesting class I have...Oh I do have something else I overheard. Jonathan,Santos and some other random dude and this other girl were talking about the pregnant girl in our class and started talking about if they wanted to have kids. Chick doesn't. Santos might...and this scares me because he does druggggggssssssss...Jonathan said the same thing and HE'S on drugs and in Mauy-Thai at the same gym I go to... and this other kid said he might too. Brianna brought a baby dall...we all,including Ms.Gordon my 6th period math teacher,were abusing the thing,I kicked it in the head...not hard enough for Dallis,who was holding it by it's foot,to drop it,but kicked it and then I said if it was real we wouldn't be abusing it. Lizzy said it would be dead o_0 Anyways...Byes! :)

...I Am A Rebel But I Do It With Class

Class rocked tonight. We had the biggest class in MONTHS turn out,group was big enough we had 3 groups in 3's like mines. I was with Kayla and Annie...as usual. But before class,everyone was practice rolling and Alexi was bugging Kayla to roll with him,and Kayla (who's pretty much figured out I like Alexi and I think she knows he likes me) was trying to get him to roll with me. Didn't work...I swear he;s afarid he's gonna hurt me...

 Gotta get to the meat of the night,rolling at the end. Skipping the stuff I don't remember...going to...Alexi and Ramon! Alexi is getting good. And I mean REALLY good. Like kick my butt good. After he went back over to where he was,I gave him the same flirty look I usualy shoot him,don't know if he noticed,but I have a feeling he did because after I rolled with Annie,and he was coaching me the whole time cuz he's just awesome like that,and I went back,I saw out of the corner of my eye,his cute little flirty smile. I see a lot more than he thinks I see...

And thats pretty much it for today. Get to more tomarrow!