Boys. Middle School boys in particular. Are weird. Very...weird. Why are middle school boys weird you ask? Does there have to be just one reason? Today is a perfect example. Today,lots of random stuff happened. Just out of the blue random,not just saying something like "Eggs are purple" or something like that,just out of the blue kinda random. And the "Eggs are purple" kinda random too,but beside the point. All boys are weird in one way or another. Ok,weird and random are 2 different things. I guess they can be random and weird,but most of the boys I hang out with are just really random. Wanna know why? Lets go through my favorites,one by one,from a professional point of view,I present to you-my research.
# 10) Ronaldo- The least bizarre of them all,he actually has some sense on what "normal" is. But he does have his moments. He attacks people randomly (ok,Troy and I do that too...) and looses focus sometimes,but he is actually somewhat normal.
#9) Troy- Troy's a total nut,most ADHD kid I know,drives me,Ronaldo,and Alexi especially insane. He constantly wants to roll with me,and keeps it up until I let him beat me. He's pretty immature for his age,I add it up to his ADHD,but he is still pretty bizarre,landing his a spot in the top 10.
#8) Caleb- You had to see this coming. Caleb's a big leap from Troy on the weird scale. He's more weird than random,even though he can be random,he just tends to do weird stuff more than say something that doesn't fit the situation. (That's MY job...) He lets the more weird/random people in the countdown mess with him (see numbers 1 and 2) more than I do,mainly because he can't come up with something to fire back with to save his life.
#7) Kaleb- Friend from school,and he's very bizarre. He's dating a certain someone at school...and at lunch spends all his time talking to her and not paying attention to #4 on the list. Makes weird noises,and tends to be just plain annoying at times,but still kinda nice to have around.
#6) Jarod- This kid is kinda weird,but not entirely a freak show. He constantly talks about his Asian-ness and gets playfully annoyed whenever anyone calls him a "Japajew" (..?) But I can actually engage him in a semi-intelligent conversation,so he still has hope...
#5) Marcus- I swear,this kid is gay. He at least acts like he is. Major drama queen,into his clothes and trips out if they get messed up. He's also very easy to mess with. Example-He walks into science saying "Who's Awesome?" (meaning himself) me,being the nasty little girl I am, just says "Not you." getting a "Who said that?" in response. He's obsessed with himself,putting himself in the top 10 weirdest boys I know.
#4) Devin- This kid is WHACKED out. But not the weirdest boy I know. He has times where he's obsessed with something. Like a few weeks ago-he would mess with Kaleb's food and scream "EXOTIC!" out of the blue. He gets himself in trouble and doesn't seem to care.He likes to scream randomly. That's very weird-but trust me-the Team Assassin boys get a LOT worse...
#3) James- The kid is even lighter weight than ME (the one everyone uses when they need someone to throw around) and is just weird in general. Says really random stuff and is just kinda creepy in general. But still a good friend,like everyone on this list.
#2) Chris- Now I'm having fun...Alexi's little brother who seems to like messing with me almost as much as his brother. (Man,I just gave away who's #1...) Says the most random stuff to me at random times,just like his brother.
#1) Alexi- There are reasons Alexi and Chris aren't tied for 1st. These reasons being,Alexi randomly stares at me in 5th period. Until I look up,then he keeps looking at me for a few seconds before he looks down. Plus,he just cracks me up. Like calling the gym teacher a ball sack one day (or minute would be a better word...) and saying "Uh huh,yeah Girl-friend" to her the next (and me later...) And saying stuff just loud enough for me to hear,and the only person who I never gave formal permission to pick on my brother,but somehow knows I'm cool with it,because he randomly came over to him,started hitting his arm and going off on how "word on the street is he's been slacking." He's hilarious. And one of the only boys I know who gets me,and that just means he knows what he's doing with girls. And ANYONE who has survived middle school knows,thats not normal at ALL.
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