Showing posts with label Gym Class. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gym Class. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

...Who's Gonna Run This Town Tonight?

Have I ever said my friends are weird before? If I have,I've said it a thousand times. Today is a perfect example. In 5th period,like everyday,Alexi yelled at Ms.Harper from the back of the room that she;s a ball sack. Day moves on. About 20 minitues or a half an hour later,a freaking paper airplane goes under my chair. I look up and around at the people behind me. Alexi's just smiling at me. Figures he would do that. I slide it over my desk at Kevin,who barely notices,and move on. 10 minitues later,Alexi randomly asks me to hand him the paper airplane. I grab it and (without aiming...I have a craptastic aim anyway) and it lands behind his desk. He kinda looks at me for a split second and just says "Really?" a few minitues later,in the midst of the continuous note passing between Kevin and Estella,Kevin did something to annyo me,so I poke him with my pencil end,he did it again and I stabbed him the the sharp end. Guess his reaction was hilarious because everyone starts laughing. SCORE 2 ABBY!!!!!!

Later on at Jiu-Jitsu (you saw this coming,right?) I run in,take off my glasses,bracelets,necklace,Silly Bandz,rip my jeans off (thank GOD I'm smart enough to put my shorts on under my jeans) and run out,remembering to bow on my way out the door,and just plant myself down with the boys,next to Alexi,who barely notices me until Chris says "What,no Hi?" Not even there 3 minitues and Alexi looks over and me,and back up at Christian,then back to me "Roll with her." So I roll with Christian,and loose,but put up one hell of a fight. 3 minitues AFTER that,Alexi has me hitting the mat AGAIN  with Chris to "see if I was better then him" ?????????  I seriously kicked his ass once I got him in my mount,Americana and he taps just as Alexi and Christian are coming back over. Couldn't belive I beat him with an Americana. In the last 20 minitues we were rolling formaly,and I was with Kourtney,as usual,and in our first match,we ended up by,you guessed it,Alexi and Christian. After Mr.Butler called break,I just went next to Alexi and he called me Abigial. And he knows I hate being called that. Except with him I kinda like it...so tomarrow I'm telling him that he is the one person who is allowed to call me that. So,notice it's mainly my GUY FRIENDS that are weird. Trust me,the chicks I know are weird too,Noelle was randomly asking me if she was right and I had no clue what she was talking about...but mainly,I seem to hang out with really weird,really random guys...scary right?

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

...I'm thinking maybe I can't have relationships (cuz lately,their not making ANY sense...)

*EDIT: Gave the blog a new look-tell me what ya think!*

Alright,I confess. I am CLUELESS when it comes to relationships. Whats worse is I seem to be the ONLY one at school who is COMPLETELY clueless. Not just with boys-girls too. Girls might actually be worse than boys. I just can't RELATE to girls...I just don't think like a girl,and THATS why boys hang out with me. I think like a GUY. My mind is consistently in the gutter-I LOVE cracking dirty jokes and find them HIGHLY amusing.

Like earlier today in 5th period,we were waiting for the school cop to show up to lecture us on why drugs are bad. Half of the 8th grade is on drugs-why try anymore? These kids are hopeless! As I was saying,dirty jokes. Lemme just say first-Ms.Harper doesn't seem to be very fond of my period. She sees us everyday,we never shut-up,we never listen,and I think she can tell we don't like her very much either. Well,me and Alexi are pretty far back in the room,and he seems to say some stuff only loud enough that I can hear,but he kept repeating-

"Ms.Harper is a ball sack,Ms.Harper is a ball sack..."

 I was cracking up after the first time he said it,and he KNOWS its easy to make me laugh...he does it on purpose I swear...

A reason I can't have a relationship with a boy is pretty simple-half the boys at school know I can beat the crap out of em. Not like I care,theres only a handful of boys at school I can even stomach,let alone think their even remotely attractive. I save that for Alexi,and he's afarid to hit me. Perfect,right? I know. Plus most of the boys at school have figured out I'm flirting with someone. They just aren't smart enough to figure out who. Stupid boys-I make it obvious...

But there is hope for me-I have my Jiu-Jitsu friends,a couple groups at school,and Alexi's starting to figure me out. So I have hope-I just need to use it. Speaking of Jiu-Jitsu,tomarrow night my mom said she'd film us rolling,so you can see exactly what I mean now. Sweet,right? PROMISE I'll blog more,from now on,I've just been busy,and sick and nothings happened in general lately,but I'll try and find something more often!

Friday, March 11, 2011

...See What We Can Be If We Press Fast-Forward

Today was relitively uneventful...got clipped in the head 2nd period by a foam Nerf Basketball... (Stupid Ryan...stupid Sidney for pointing it out...) and alomst fell asleep 2nd and 4th periods but woke up in 5th period. Cuz Alexi walked in and the gym was humid and really smelled bad...but anyway,woke up. We would up having half court basketball and hockey-2 sports that Me and Alexi both hate and suck at-but were forced to play.

 Spent most of the time playing basketball,but when that got old,we moved to the other side of the room on the bleachers (next to him of course) and eventually Noelle and some other random girl came over to bug us about playing. We managed to hold em off for a while until Alexi decided to bug me to play. Favorite arguements he used (these get good):

"See,that kid has to go in with 2!"
*random joke about white people and hockey that I forget*
"If I go in-I'll hit someone."
"Yeah,but I'll hit someone harder than you would."

Then he finally went in and played. Ms.Harper (the evil gym teacher...she hates us all...especially Me,Alexi and Jacob...) starts complaining to a couple girls about something and Alexi (from the goal...I win...) and he yelled something like

"Abby's not playing!"

She ignored that,and told me to go get a basketball and babysit it insted of making me do something. *licks finger and marks point* Only other thing that happened today in gym of intrest would be when Ms.Harper went into the Girls locker room for a minitue while we were doing warm ups,Trey started counting and nobody did anything... and as soon as the door closed Alexi yelled after her-

"F*** you Ms.Harper"

She made us start over when she came out though...told you...she's an evil gym teacher. Anyway,thats pretty much all that happened today...Gym is the most interesting class I have...Oh I do have something else I overheard. Jonathan,Santos and some other random dude and this other girl were talking about the pregnant girl in our class and started talking about if they wanted to have kids. Chick doesn't. Santos might...and this scares me because he does druggggggssssssss...Jonathan said the same thing and HE'S on drugs and in Mauy-Thai at the same gym I go to... and this other kid said he might too. Brianna brought a baby dall...we all,including Ms.Gordon my 6th period math teacher,were abusing the thing,I kicked it in the head...not hard enough for Dallis,who was holding it by it's foot,to drop it,but kicked it and then I said if it was real we wouldn't be abusing it. Lizzy said it would be dead o_0 Anyways...Byes! :)